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Arz karte he..
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina..
Wah Wah..!!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge. 'MADE IN CHINA'
Wah Wah.
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Chehre pe hai smile,
ankho mein hai tear
Chehre pe hai smile
ankho me hai tear
objects in convex mirror r closer than they appear
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Santa Was Sleeping In The Bank,
... Because He Read A Board
" Yaha Sone Par Loan Milega " :P
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Zindgi Milti Hai 1 Bar
Maut Ati Hai 1 Bar
Pyar Hota Hai 1 Bar
Dil Tut'ta Hai 1 Bar
Jab Sab Hota Hai 1 Bar
To Fir
SUSU Kyu Aati Hai Bar Bar
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A short walk is so Difficult
when no one walks with u.
But a long Journey is just like a few steps when
.
.
a street dog is runnin behind u.....:
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Ultimate quote of the Century..
"Celebrating anything without friends is like watch 'delhi belly' on mute mode..." ;)
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Wenevr any1 does bad wid u,
dnt cry.
Rmembr it takes 49 muscles 2 cry
n 12 muscles 2 smile
Bt only 6 muscles 2 giv a slap.
De Ghuma ke
Save energy
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Universal truth we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"
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A NEGATIVE person c glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE person sees it half full
But a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS ;-)
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It meansa
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
With
Idiot
for
Ever
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TCHER: Last year u were in love with that girl and this year u r in love with another girl
What do u think of urslf?
Student: SYLLABUS changed mam
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Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how did u know its me?
.
Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!:-)

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Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet
Student:
"na_la_yak"!! :-P
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