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Teacher- Isko Hindi Me Convert Karo,

'Hey Frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl Is Standing There'
Student-'Wo Dekho Saalo, Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai :P

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1st time English shayari

arz hai later d bus longer d queue
later d bus longer d queue
shorter d skirt awesome d view..

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Pata Nai Q
Log Meri Itni Respect Krte H
Mai Jab Unhe Msg Krta Hu To Wo Apna Sar Niche Jhuka K Mera Msg Padhte H
Bilkul Apki Tarah
MY CRAZY FANS

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y in wedding ceremony girl sits on left n boy on right?

B'coz according to profit & loss a/c
all incomes r on right side and expenses on left side

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Understanding a Grl is like downloading a 1GB file

with 2 Kbps speed
& wen u hav downloaded 0.9GB
& u got an error:-) :P

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Students 1st law of tension

"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to, D number of day left for"EXAMZ",where "KALSE PADUNGA" remains constant..

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