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Universal truth we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"
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A NEGATIVE person c glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE person sees it half full
But a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS ;-)
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It meansa
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
With
Idiot
for
Ever
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TCHER: Last year u were in love with that girl and this year u r in love with another girl
What do u think of urslf?
Student: SYLLABUS changed mam
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Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how did u know its me?
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Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!:-)

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Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet
Student:
"na_la_yak"!! :-P
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