Broken Heart sms, Painful Love sms,

Log puchtey hai kyun surkh hai tumhari Aankhen,

Hans ke keh deti hoon raat ko so na saki,

Lakh chahoon bhi magar yeh keh na sakoon,

Raat ko roney ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki...........

Bewafa Shayari sms, Broken Heart sms

Pyar Me Bewafai Mile To Gum Na Karna,

Apni Aankhe Kisi Ke Liye Num Na Karna,

Wo Chahe Laakh Nafrat Kare Tumse,

Par Tum Apna Pyar Kabhi Uske Liye Kam Na Karna........................

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Arz karte he..
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina..
Wah Wah..!!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge. 'MADE IN CHINA'
Wah Wah.
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Chehre pe hai smile,
ankho mein hai tear
Chehre pe hai smile
ankho me hai tear
objects in convex mirror r closer than they appear
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Santa Was Sleeping In The Bank,
... Because He Read A Board
" Yaha Sone Par Loan Milega " :P
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Zindgi Milti Hai 1 Bar
Maut Ati Hai 1 Bar
Pyar Hota Hai 1 Bar
Dil Tut'ta Hai 1 Bar
Jab Sab Hota Hai 1 Bar
To Fir
SUSU Kyu Aati Hai Bar Bar
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A short walk is so Difficult
when no one walks with u.
But a long Journey is just like a few steps when
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a street dog is runnin behind u.....:
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Ultimate quote of the Century..
"Celebrating anything without friends is like watch 'delhi belly' on mute mode..." ;)
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Wenevr any1 does bad wid u,
dnt cry.
Rmembr it takes 49 muscles 2 cry
n 12 muscles 2 smile
Bt only 6 muscles 2 giv a slap.
De Ghuma ke
Save energy
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Universal truth we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"
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A NEGATIVE person c glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE person sees it half full
But a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS ;-)
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It meansa
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
With
Idiot
for
Ever
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TCHER: Last year u were in love with that girl and this year u r in love with another girl
What do u think of urslf?
Student: SYLLABUS changed mam
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Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how did u know its me?
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Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!:-)

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Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet
Student:
"na_la_yak"!! :-P
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Wife(in a romantic mood): Janu Ek Puppy do na! Sardar: Uff, Fashion Dekho... Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain aur is ko Kutte ka pilla chahiye ------------------------------------------------------ I told my Dad that I want a Blackberry or an Apple. He replied : . . . . . . . . Aam ka season hai beta, Aam kha !!! ;) :P ad ur frdnzz ;) ------------------------------------------------------ Uski Zulfon ki chaav me jab se soya hu . . Bhagwan ki kasam meri to jue hi nahi khatam ho rahi hai .<(".")> mummi! ) ) Kangi _/ /_dedo :P ------------------------------------------------------ Boy:Do u hav a pen? Girl:Yeah B:oh..its out of ink! G: wat? you're kidding.it works! B:It dsn't work! well,u try..go write your cell no. :P :) ------------------------------------------------------ Ae maut tu kbhi aaye to muje or sirf muje batana, Mere dosto ko nhi Bcz . . Saale sab kamine he,Pata chala to uski bhi party mangege :P :P :P ------------------------------------------------------ - 'Kacha Papad-Pakka Papad' To Koi B Bol Leta Hai Kuch Naya Try Karo Isse Fast Bol Ke Dikhao To Jaane, 'Shruti' Ni Putri 'Kruti' Haso Nahi Bolo :P ------------------------------------------------------ GOLU-: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya MOLU-:wo kaise.Bhai..? GOLU-: Maine machardani bed par laga di aur mai bed ke neeche so gaya.! ------------------------------------------------------ Tags : Funny sms, Jokes, funny Shayari , fadoo jokes, free sms, cool sms, new sms,Good night sms, Cool sms, jokes, sms, free, shayari, hindi sms, joking, send sms, jokespanti for facebook, jokes to send, sms to send free sms to send, hindi sms romantic sms

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Girl: I Love YOU Dear.
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na
Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi.. :P
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Boy-I Lv U Girl-Bt I Luv Sm1 Else B-OK No Problm,Ur Hapines Is More Imp 4 Me Than Ur Luv . . . . . . Moral-Jaha Kuch Nahi Kr Skte Waha Ache Dialog De mar

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SANTA at medical store:I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescription SaNTA showed his Wedding card MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.:D

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Shadi ki hui Murgi k Sir par agar Sindur laga ho to use kya kahenge???
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CHIKEN TIKKA :P :P
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Most Killer shayri Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari Kya udhar barish aari? Idhar toh Aarijari Aarijari..:-D :P

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Baap of pj's-
2 boys are talking-
1st boy: Tu mast swimming karta hai re!
Kaha pe sikha???
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2nd boy- " PANI ME" :D :P

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Teacher- Isko Hindi Me Convert Karo,

'Hey Frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl Is Standing There'
Student-'Wo Dekho Saalo, Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai :P

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1st time English shayari

arz hai later d bus longer d queue
later d bus longer d queue
shorter d skirt awesome d view..

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Pata Nai Q
Log Meri Itni Respect Krte H
Mai Jab Unhe Msg Krta Hu To Wo Apna Sar Niche Jhuka K Mera Msg Padhte H
Bilkul Apki Tarah
MY CRAZY FANS

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y in wedding ceremony girl sits on left n boy on right?

B'coz according to profit & loss a/c
all incomes r on right side and expenses on left side

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Understanding a Grl is like downloading a 1GB file

with 2 Kbps speed
& wen u hav downloaded 0.9GB
& u got an error:-) :P

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Students 1st law of tension

"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to, D number of day left for"EXAMZ",where "KALSE PADUNGA" remains constant..

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Romanti, Love, sad, Miss U,Friendship SMS

The Day u Came In My life, I Felt U As My
Best 0ne. I Judged U N0t By Ur Beauty 0r
T0ne, But Bcoz I Felt U As My 0wn. frnd BE
WITH ME F0rever..!
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Tere chehre pe meri ankh safar krti h
Chand k pehlu me jese rat safr krti he
Me tuje or kya wafa ka sila du
Tere sine me meri sans safar krti he
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Apne DiLme Hmare liyePyar Rakna,
PyaraSa ye rista u Hi Barkarar Rakna,
Malum H Aapki DuniyaMe sirf Hum Nhi,
sabke bich Hmara bhi khayal raKhna......
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Adhure milan ki aas h zindagi..
Sukh-dukh ka ehsaas h zindagi..
Fursat mile toh khwabo me aya karo
Aap k bina badi udaas h zindagi.....
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Chupa Lu Is Trah Tujhe Apni Baho Me
Ki Hawa B Guzarne Ki Izazat Mange
Ho Jau Itna Madhosh Tere Pyar Me
Ki Hosh B Aane Ki Izazat Mange
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Wo khubsurat h is kadar kya kru
Sare zamane ki un par nazr h kya kru
Ji chahta h jala du sare shaher ko
Lekin us shaher me unka b ghar h kya kru
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A Rose does'nt means for proposing love. It also means
R- Rare
O- Ones
S- Supporting
E- Entire life,
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Mera mukadar mera nasib ho aap,
Is Jaan se bhi jyada Aziz ho aap,
Chahe kitne bhi fasle
ho hamare bich
Par dilse bhi zyada karib ho aap.
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