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Girl: I Love YOU Dear.
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na
Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi.. :P
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Boy-I Lv U Girl-Bt I Luv Sm1 Else B-OK No Problm,Ur Hapines Is More Imp 4 Me Than Ur Luv . . . . . . Moral-Jaha Kuch Nahi Kr Skte Waha Ache Dialog De mar

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SANTA at medical store:I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescription SaNTA showed his Wedding card MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.:D

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Shadi ki hui Murgi k Sir par agar Sindur laga ho to use kya kahenge???
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CHIKEN TIKKA :P :P
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Most Killer shayri Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari Kya udhar barish aari? Idhar toh Aarijari Aarijari..:-D :P

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Baap of pj's-
2 boys are talking-
1st boy: Tu mast swimming karta hai re!
Kaha pe sikha???
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2nd boy- " PANI ME" :D :P

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