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Girl: I Love YOU Dear.
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na
Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi.. :P
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Boy-I Lv U Girl-Bt I Luv Sm1 Else B-OK No Problm,Ur Hapines Is More Imp 4 Me Than Ur Luv . . . . . . Moral-Jaha Kuch Nahi Kr Skte Waha Ache Dialog De mar

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SANTA at medical store:I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescription SaNTA showed his Wedding card MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.:D

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Shadi ki hui Murgi k Sir par agar Sindur laga ho to use kya kahenge???
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CHIKEN TIKKA :P :P
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Most Killer shayri Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari Kya udhar barish aari? Idhar toh Aarijari Aarijari..:-D :P

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Baap of pj's-
2 boys are talking-
1st boy: Tu mast swimming karta hai re!
Kaha pe sikha???
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2nd boy- " PANI ME" :D :P

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Teacher- Isko Hindi Me Convert Karo,

'Hey Frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl Is Standing There'
Student-'Wo Dekho Saalo, Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai :P

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1st time English shayari

arz hai later d bus longer d queue
later d bus longer d queue
shorter d skirt awesome d view..

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Pata Nai Q
Log Meri Itni Respect Krte H
Mai Jab Unhe Msg Krta Hu To Wo Apna Sar Niche Jhuka K Mera Msg Padhte H
Bilkul Apki Tarah
MY CRAZY FANS

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y in wedding ceremony girl sits on left n boy on right?

B'coz according to profit & loss a/c
all incomes r on right side and expenses on left side

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Understanding a Grl is like downloading a 1GB file

with 2 Kbps speed
& wen u hav downloaded 0.9GB
& u got an error:-) :P

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Students 1st law of tension

"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to, D number of day left for"EXAMZ",where "KALSE PADUNGA" remains constant..

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Romanti, Love, sad, Miss U,Friendship SMS

The Day u Came In My life, I Felt U As My
Best 0ne. I Judged U N0t By Ur Beauty 0r
T0ne, But Bcoz I Felt U As My 0wn. frnd BE
WITH ME F0rever..!
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Tere chehre pe meri ankh safar krti h
Chand k pehlu me jese rat safr krti he
Me tuje or kya wafa ka sila du
Tere sine me meri sans safar krti he
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Apne DiLme Hmare liyePyar Rakna,
PyaraSa ye rista u Hi Barkarar Rakna,
Malum H Aapki DuniyaMe sirf Hum Nhi,
sabke bich Hmara bhi khayal raKhna......
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Adhure milan ki aas h zindagi..
Sukh-dukh ka ehsaas h zindagi..
Fursat mile toh khwabo me aya karo
Aap k bina badi udaas h zindagi.....
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Chupa Lu Is Trah Tujhe Apni Baho Me
Ki Hawa B Guzarne Ki Izazat Mange
Ho Jau Itna Madhosh Tere Pyar Me
Ki Hosh B Aane Ki Izazat Mange
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Wo khubsurat h is kadar kya kru
Sare zamane ki un par nazr h kya kru
Ji chahta h jala du sare shaher ko
Lekin us shaher me unka b ghar h kya kru
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A Rose does'nt means for proposing love. It also means
R- Rare
O- Ones
S- Supporting
E- Entire life,
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Mera mukadar mera nasib ho aap,
Is Jaan se bhi jyada Aziz ho aap,
Chahe kitne bhi fasle
ho hamare bich
Par dilse bhi zyada karib ho aap.
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